Total pages in book: 185
Estimated words: 172387 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 862(@200wpm)___ 690(@250wpm)___ 575(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 172387 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 862(@200wpm)___ 690(@250wpm)___ 575(@300wpm)
I tried telling her that that was the least of her worries where these two were concerned, but she has blinders on when it comes to her kids. They didn’t even look uncomfortable at the situation, well maybe a little bit at their mother catching them tag teaming some girl in their room. The little pricks.
“You two wanna tell me what the fuck you thought you were doing? IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING MOTHER?”
“Uh, dad we didn’t know mom was gonna come in here.”
“Not the point Aiden, what the fuck was that?” I had to reel it in before I lost my shit. These two are always up to some fuck but this shit went beyond. I heard footsteps as soft as a kitten’s coming up behind me and didn’t even have to look to know who was there.
“Mengele go back to your lair this doesn’t concern you.” She slinked her nosy ass back down the stairs, muttering some shit under her breath as she went. Kat and her fucking kids; never a dull moment in this shit.
“Dad we were just having sex, you always told us it was natural and that once we were old enough to just be careful.” Fucking kid thinks he’s smooth.
“Yes I know, but why were you both on her at the same time?” I’m raising a house full of freaks, where the fuck did they get this shit?
“It’s fun dad.” Quint the little fuck grinned like he thought this shit was funny. Like I wasn’t gonna have to go deal with my freaked the fuck out wife.
“Boy, where did you learn about this shit?”
“The girls like it dad.”
“Girls, you mean this wasn’t the first time?”
“Of course not, the girls love it. It’s what everybody does.” The little shit shrugged his shoulders like ‘no big deal’.
I’m not equipped to deal with this shit; and I thought I was out there. “This girl, when I go down there is she gonna tell me that you forced her to do this shit?”
“Of course not dad what do you take us for?” I rubbed the pressure from my nose bridge. “So what, is this like what you two plan to do from now on?”
“What do you mean?” Now they both looked about ten with those stupid looks on their faces. Two six feet tall ten year olds.
“I mean Aiden, do you two plan on sharing a woman for the rest of your lives?” They looked at each other. “Hell no.”
“So it’s just a game?” I need all the details to tell my wife the clueless wonder before she spaz the fuck out.
“No dad, we just…you know how we’ve always done everything together, how no one outside the family can ever tell us apart? Well when we take a girl together it’s the same they can’t tell who’s who. Kinda makes it more exciting and we can read each other you know? It makes it ten times better for us and for them.”
“How the fuck would I know? You see me with a twin?” Didn’t I tell her hardheaded ass no- fucking kids? Why am I still paying for this shit all these years later? Now I have to find the words to explain to her why her sons are fucking degenerates.
“Unless it’s a party…” Fucking Quint started to high five his brother until the look on my face stopped him. “Sorry dad but what’s so wrong with what we did? I mean, she asked for it.”
“She asked for it?”
“Yeah, she heard from her friends how hot it was and said she wanted to try it out. We never force anyone to do anything they don’t want to promise.”
“And you’ve done this before.” Fucking freaks and their shit.
“Yeah, since we were like fifteen, but we got better with practice.” I’m gonna drown this kid in his bathtub later.
“This isn’t done, you two better stay out of sight until I call you later. I have to go calm your mother the fuck down.” I left them standing there looking at me like I was the one with the problem and went to talk to these people’s daughter.
She was sitting at the edge of her seat in my living room looking fresh young and innocent. What the fuck is up with kids these days? I thought for sure the boys would make my life easier when it came to this shit. I can teach them how to be men, how to treat a woman right. What the fuck do I know about this shit they were into?
I didn’t see Mengele until I was almost up on her. “You, scram.” She rolled her fucking eyes at me and walked as slowly as she could from the room.
The damn kid looked more scared now than she did when I tossed her out of my sons’ room. Who knows what the fuck my terror said to her in the ten minutes they were in here.